Ya know, when Trump won the 2024 election, much was said about how Gen Z men were one of the key components of making that happen.

Influenced by manosphere brainiacs like Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, Andrew Schultz, and Theo Von, young bros were voting more for Trump than the young bros in the previous election.

Now? Shit has changed.

Turns out, you can’t expect people to believe your lies when you never deliver on anything you set out to do, and your entire M.O. is hate and dementia.

Overall, older people (especially Evangelicals) are less likely to change. Of course, they’re digging their heels in deeper when it comes to their beloved Donnie, but that unwavering support of Tangerine Palpatine is driving Gen Z away from church.

This article by Religion News says:

But even among Gen Z Christians, there’s a significant share who said Trump made it harder for them to attend at all: 44% of those who identified as a generic Christian, 42% of Catholics and 30% of Protestant young adults said they were turned off by the Christian-Trump alliance.

But you’d never fucking know that judging by what’s said by their parents and grandparents online:

Jay thinks that Trump makes people think about Jesus.

Bob, wearing his Chum Bucket helmet, wants to watch us burn from the “bleechers.”

Melissa hurls insults while driving a Ford Pedophile Sport.

And these people wonder why their kids and grandkids don’t visit as much as they used to.

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They say that if you get haters online, you’re probably doing something right. If that’s the case, I must be doing something really right.

Evangelicals don’t like to see anyone criticizing their religion online. I get that. They feel personally attacked.

Recently, I’ve been making posts that make fun of Evangelicals by comparing Donald Trump to Jesus Christ. They feel doubly attacked.

I’m often told that I’m a loser posting from my mom’s basement.

Or I’ll get told that I’m going to burn forever.

Or…people like Dan H Howe will wish to inflict pain upon me:

Seems a bit extreme, Dan.

You know, you’d think if someone were going to make threats like that, they wouldn’t have allllll of their information so publicly available.

Oh, look at that…a personal trainer! Are you training people on how to button their polos up to their Adam’s apples?

Are you training people on how to be able to dish it but not take it (he posted his comment and then blocked me like a coward)?

Are you training people on how to be bad at insults?

I’m putting this here just in case anyone wants to get fit from home. I’m sure Dan’s 16 followers can tell you all about his badass virtual training!

Whatever you do, do NOT contact him via his extremely public information.

In all honesty, it’s pretty scary that these people walk among us.

They need to learn love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. If there were only a book they claim to follow that highlighted how important these things are!

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I love sports. I grew up watching baseball, football, basketball, golf, hockey… I didn’t really seek out tennis or soccer, but I enjoyed watching them when they were on the TV.

We used to play baseball in my neighbor’s yard, next to his corn field. The neighbors would come over. It really felt like The Sandlot at times.

I was born in 1983, so I grew up in an amazing era of sports. The first sport I got into was baseball, and my team was the Braves. I watched them go from worst to first and have an amazing run in the 90s.

Barry Sanders juking defenders out of their shoes made me fall in love with football.

And I got to watch, in my opinion, the greatest era of basketball as a kid.

Jordan. Bird. Magic. The Bad Boy Pistons. Barkley. Stockton to Malone.

When Shaq came into the league, I was a HUGE fan.

I got to watch The Dream Team dominate the ‘92 Olympics, and the ‘96 Olympic team (featuring Shaq) crush every opponent.

Those ‘96 Olympics took place in Atlanta, about 70 miles from the Northwest Georgia town in which I grew up.

Another huge story from those ‘96 Olympics was the women’s gymnastics team called “The Magnificent Seven,” who took home the first ever women’s team gold for the USA.

Those gymnastics were physical. Now, let’s take a look at some mental ones (yes, I wrote this entire opening just for that joke):

How do these people arrive here? What is the point of turning WHO upside down just to fit your narrative? Confirmation bias much?

So sorry, Chris Cranium, that I trust science. Dude believes in SPIRITUAL IMPRISONMENT but not a coronavirus that killed millions.

Might wanna get that HEAD checked out, Broseph Gordon-Levitt.

Now, let’s turn our attention to Joyce, who is giving me a stern warning.

I always get a chuckle when a white boomer in the Western Hemisphere claims to know exactly what the creator of everything wants, based on what he allegedly said to illiterate goat herders in West Asia thousands of years ago.

It’s unpardonable according to whom, JOYCE?

I guess one thing that’s pardonable is supporting this piece of shit:

Imagine preaching morals to someone while being MAGA. She thinks that talking shit about the Holy Ghost is unpardonable while being stoked for the pardons of her J6 friends.

Up next we have Apostrophe Johnny:

Look at that kind family man.

Sounds like Johnny boy might be the one obsessed with SHIT.

Oh, sorry. I meant Sh’it.

If people will believe claims like the one he made about the landfill, they will truly believe anything.

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I’m still not sure if social media is a net good or net bad for society. I lean toward net good because it lets people find others who are like them. It helps people to feel less alone. It’s an escape.

But I think we can all agree that it can be an absolute cesspool at times.

I used to love Twitter. It was a place where I could get sports news, read hot takes, and admire comedians who could crack us all up in 140 characters.

Then, Elon bought Twitter and turned it into a bunch of incels jerking each other off in the backseat of a virtual Cybertruck called X.

When Threads came along, it was refreshing. No ads. No DMs. Seemingly a lot less hateful MAGA assholes.

It was like that for a little while, and then Trump became president again and the hateful online discourse made its way to Zuckerberg’s Twitter wannabe.

The things that people say online (usually behind a fake profile) can be pretty disgusting: racism, homophobia, transphobia, and hate…many times in the name of their God.

Here’s an example. I opened the app while writing this, and this post was at the top of my feed:

I like to push back on these kinds of posts.

On Tuesday night, we went to watch the movie Obsession, which is absolutely worth the watch, and, when we got home, I saw that I had an email from Threads. It said this:

I’ve known that this is a possibility for many reasons:

1. Trump literally created an anti-Christian bias task force

2. Christians love mass reporting anything that doesn’t suck off Jesus

3. Lots of platforms have built-in tools to detect words and phrases they deem “hateful”

4. Moderators likely have too much power

Having said that, I was still bummed. My Threads account was at almost 30,000 followers and gets millions of views some months.

This is what I want to do full-time, and Threads helps people discover my content. That’s a gut punch.

I appealed the suspension, and they said it would take about an hour for them to decide whether my account would be restored or permanently banned.

Well, I got this email an hour later:

Permanently banned. Cool. Awesome. Let the bigots run wild but crack down on the people who call them out.

I started thinking “Well, maybe it’s a good thing. Threads is becoming more and more toxic, and this ban will give me more time to focus on making videos and writing on Substack.” I had become okay with it.

People on Instagram and Facebook were saying that I should take it as a badge of honor and be happy. I get that, but I’m also trying to make a living from content creation. If I weren’t, I wouldn’t care as much.

Then, another hour later, I got this:

To quote the Backstreet Boys:

If you think I’m about to ask you to support my work:

But, in all seriousness, I don’t make much money from social media, and what little I do make is always at risk because of the nature of this content.

Paid subscribers here on Substack are how I can keep doing this.

If you can’t go paid, I completely understand. This economy is shit.

One free thing you could do to help out is to share my Substack with someone who you think would like it.

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Even Facebook (the platform I earn the most from), is threatening to suspend my page.

I’m not trying to get rich from this; I just want to be able to make great videos, posts, memes, and to do large creative projects that will have a bigger impact.

I currently have 65 paid subscribers, and I appreciate all of you very much. I think the magic number is 500. If just a tiny fraction of the people who follow me would join my paid Substack, I wouldn’t have to worry about spending a single minute doing client work that takes me away from the thing I do best, and I won’t have to rely on shaky algorithms that constantly change and suppress content.

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Pride month always brings out the absolute worst in Evangelical Christians.

They punch down on the LGBTQ+ community for an entire month (in addition to the other 11 months, but it’s a bit more concentrated in June).

They also do not understand the concept of punching down and, in an unsurprising twist, think they are the victims in the United States.

When you’re the oppressor, you don’t get to whine about being oppressed.

Sweet Brad had some thoughts:

Oh no… people are going to be more okay with… queer people!

No statistics are going up? Does he mean the human population? Do we need more people? We have 9 billion already.

See, Brad, the thing about sin is… it’s a fucking made up concept by religious people. Your rules don’t dictate our lives.

Full of love, indeed, Brad. Full of love, indeed.

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Welcome back to The Frank Truth Show. I’m your host, Frank Truth, and it feels really good to be back in my flesh again.

Well, not “in my flesh” as in sin, but if you listened to the last episode, you know I was turned into a Jesus puppet.

I’m happy to say that God healed me. I believe he humbled me by turning me into a puppet because I spent a little too much time lusting over Melania Trump in the past few weeks.

I had to repent to Jeanine and Jesus, and it feels good to be in the podcast chair again.

On the program this week, we’ll be talking about Pride month, fireworks, Mitch McConnell, Graham Platner, Taylor Swift, the World Cup, and another member of the Woke Watchlist.

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Here’s something that I’ve said before: “I waste too much time replying to morons on the internet. I need to stop doing that.”

Here’s something that I didn’t stop doing: replying to morons on the internet.

But as I sit here, finally on the upswing after being sick, I am committed to giving my replies to people who deserve them.

People like you.

After exchanging approximately 8,249 comments with some moron named Mike, I realized that I give wayyyy too much of my time to these people.

It’s not good for my mental health.

It’s not good for my productivity.

What I want to do is make people laugh, not argue with idiots. The less time I spend doing that, the more I can spend on the next video.

Having said that, I have to show you this insane exchange with Mike Dunford.

My final time being sucked into the vortex of Stupidville.

That doesn’t mean that I’m going to stop calling them out here on Substack or on my social media stories; I’m just not replying to them anymore.

This was the very first comment from Mikey:

I made a post that made him angry, and, instead of commenting on that video, he went to my profile picture to say that.

My response?

Well, that didn’t do anything except make Mike SuperAngry™

The exchange that followed:

I was ready to be done with Mike because:

1. He obviously isn’t very intelligent

2. I have better things to do

Unfortunately, Stupidville kept beckoning me.

What are the chances that he messed up because of voice to text? I’d put it somewhere between zero and zero percent.

He thinks he’s owning me here, btw.

At this point, I’m just wanting to see what other dumb things he’ll say.

These people love it when I point out that their views make me money, but, unfortunately, Mike has a reading comprehension problem.

Silly me once again tried to end our conversation:

The irony of him saying that I had to look up ad hominem while he 100% had to look up ad hominem.

Did I mention that Mike has poor reading comprehension skills?

Sadly, it wasn’t buh bye because he just kept going and going…

Here was the review he left for my Facebook page:

I’ll give Mike credit: his bait definitely worked.

It worked so well that I sat there thinking “Why the fuck do I spent one second replying to these people?”

So, I’m not anymore.

He was harassing my followers, posting pictures of them on his wall, and boasting about being their puppet master, so I told one of them that I’m going to block him.

He also posted that on his wall as a victory!

Mike is now blocked. I guess he’ll have to find his next puppet.

I’ll be putting the energy I’ve spent arguing into better videos and posts for you!

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Well, the plan was to record a new episode of The Frank Truth Show this week for paid subscribers, but I’ve been sick for a few days (I think it’s the ‘vid), and I can’t really muster the energy to record a podcast in character…

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Around here, we like to give out awards to religious fanatics, and we call those awards…The Fundies! 🏆 It’s like The Dundies, except these are given to awful Christians.

Let’s go!

Our first award goes to Jason!

What Do I Get? 🏆

Boy, pride month realllly upsets the Evangelicals, doesn’t it?? I’m calling Jason’s Fundie the “What Do I Get?” award because it’s impossible for people like him to not make everything about themselves.

Isn’t that the most dude thing ever? Take Pride Month and turn it into men’s health awareness month…

Now, don’t get me wrong: men need to work on their mental health, but the irony is that there’s a zero percent chance Jason has ever sought out therapy.

It’s unfortunate that they view literally everything as a threat to their existence. We would have a much better world if that weren’t the case.

1-star Education 🏆

I’m trying to think of something clever for hate farmer… I’m coming up empty.

Oh! Hate farmer? Is that the people who plant racists underground, water them, and then harvest full-blown MAGA Christians??

Eh, it’s not my best work, but it’ll do.

Also, if you’re going to use the r-slur in the big ‘26, you might want to use the correct form of “too” and also use the right form of your chosen slur.

The absolute irony of calling someone mentally challenged while writing a borderline unreadable paragraph is a beautiful thing.

It’s also weird that so many Christians think ex-Christians love Islam.

I stand for a person’s right to worship or not worship; it’s only when they start harming others in the name of their faith that I call it out, which leads me to the next award…

Religion of Peace 🏆

In addition to giving awards to Christians, today I’m also giving one to a Muslim!

So sweet and kind!

Pro-Birth, Not Pro-Life 🏆

The confirmation bias is strong with Evangelicals. They only want “facts” that support their opinions. I’m sure we all struggle with that a bit, but it’s really bad on that side.

They call abortion “killing babies” to sensationalize it. They don’t care what abortions actually are, and many of these people cheer on unnecessary wars and ruel deportations. They get mad when a whopping 36 of their annual hard-earned dollars go to SNAP, which helps hungry children eat.

It’s not about the kids for them. It never has been.

Regina George 🏆

This dude was all in his feels. He was just rage-scrolling my videos, commenting on every one of them.

I really hate that the r-slur has seen such a resurgence. We need better fucking leadership in this country.

Also, the “haha you only have 200,000 followers” thing is so weird to me.

Sorry that I don’t have more, I guess?

Maybe I should take more mirror selfies like it’s 2006.

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Christians lovvvvve to boast about knowing the answers for all of eternity.

They revel in the thought of us poor nonbelievers burning forever.

They say things like this:

So, that’s exactly what I did…

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Around here, we like to give out awards to religious fanatics, and we call those awards…The Fundies! 🏆

Let’s go!

The first award goes to Chris Ellenburg!

Hates the First Amendment 🏆

People like Chris are funny because they claim to love America, yet they hate everyone who isn’t exactly like them.

Nationalism is bad because it’s blind allegiance.

Also, let’s get real…straight, white, Christian nationalism is what Chris means to say.

Obama cared more about this country than Trump ever will. Do you think Chris loved Obama? Yeah, me neither.

Wanting your country to be better doesn’t make you anti-American, dawg.

The people who want to “destroy the nation” are the ones who are trying to overturn elections and still claiming the 2020 election was stolen 6 YEARS LATER.

Doesn’t Own a Mirror 🏆

It’s always weird when someone criticizes my looks over my content. That’s how I know I’ve already won.

Typically, I take the high road. I don’t like talking about looks much, but when someone as dashing as Caleb takes the time to tell me that it’s understandable that people would make fun of my looks, I will absolutely post a picture of their neckbeard-havin asses.

Weird Christian Bio of the Week 🏆

There isn’t much worse than people who pretend to be experts 3 days after something new comes along.

We are seeing so many “AI consultants” these days. Don’t get me wrong: I’m sure that there are people now who can help others to use tools like this, but, to me, it has that same feeling of a dude who got saved 3 days ago and now acts like he knows everything about God and religion.

Here are a couple of gems from this man of god:

It’s giving unstable.

Obsessed with Trans People 🏆

Conservative Christians can be incredibly disgusting people.

Rude. Crude. Insulting.

And they do it all in Jesus’ name.

Check out this godly man’s bio:

Pro-life and Pro-ICE seems a bit contradictory, no?

Isn’t it Ironic? 🏆

This is brainwashing at its finest:

It’s fucking hilarious that “I pled the blood of Jesus” immediately follows “I sat down and rebuked the spiritual attack.”

Which fucking turn-based RPG is she living in?

PAUSE 🏆

What on Earth would compel a person to type this…in all caps, no less.

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As you’re reading this, my fiancee and I are on a trip to Hell…seriously.

Well, we’re going to Michigan, and I’m 99% sure that we’re going to make a stop in Hell, MI.

Next week’s post for paid subscribers will be all about that experience.

For this one, I’m going back to the beginning of it all…

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Let me just start off by saying that I’m a huge fan of comedy, and Idiocracy has always been on my list of movies to watch. I have no idea how I made it to June 14th, 2026 without having ever watched it.

I shouldn’t have to say this, but there will be some spoilers about the movie in this post, so if you don’t want spoilers of a movie that came out 20 years ago, now would be the time to hop off, but, before you do…

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For those of you who have seen the movie (or haven’t but are still here reading):

The day was Saturday June 14th, 2026: the 80th birthday of our piece of shit president…

A day where half-naked men would fight each other on the fucking White House lawn.

A bday gift from Donnie to himself.

Let me get this straight: Zelensky was scolded for not wearing a suit, but we have fighters walking around barefoot and shirtless in the White House, and that’s cool?

It’s almost like it was never about the suit.

A giant structure was built at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to host the event.

Donald Trump and Dana White held hands and made out after their fighter-type entrance (okay, maybe I exaggerated a little bit of that).

Joe Rogan wore his very best children’s tie.

Oh, and Bud Light was a major sponsor of the event.

You know, that company that MAGA cancelled a couple of years ago because they hired Dylan Mulvaney?

We all knew they wouldn’t abandon their beloved piss water forever.

The only things I knew about Idiocracy were that it starred Luke Wilson and that people have said that what’s happening in our country was foretold by this Mike Judge film, so I thought “what better day to watch than today?”

I’m not going to give an entire movie recap, but for those who don’t know the premise, Luke Wilson and Maya Rudolph’s characters are chosen for a military experiment where they would hibernate for one year. Instead, they awaken 500 years in the future to discover that the world has gotten incredibly stupid, due to lower-IQ people reproducing at a higher rate than smart people.

In this future, the streets are full of garbage, toilets are built into living room furniture, and doctors and lawyers are dumb.

Everyone is dumb.

Starbucks offers handjobs.

Brawndo, a sports drink company, literally bought the FDA and replaced water.

The people who live in the year 2505 think water is only for toilets.

The President of the United States is a pro wrestler and porn star named Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, played by Terry Crews.

If I would have watched this movie when it came out 20 years ago, it would have been hilarious.

In 2026, it’s still hilarious, but I also found myself pausing often, so that I could stare deeply into the abyss.

A major similarity of Idiocracy and our reality is that the dumbest people are running our government; a major difference is that, in the movie, it wasn’t done maliciously.

At least President Camacho had a good heart. He wanted what was best for his people. Tangerine Palpatine is on a revenge tour and dead-set on hurting anyone who disagrees with his views.

This was his tweet on Easter.

Evangelical Christians love this man. They love…this man???

I would ask why, but I know why: he allows them to be the worst versions of themselves while also making sure they maintain all the power they’ve ever had.

One of the MMA fighters at this event quoted Bible verses, while another did this:

And guess who loved both of those things? Evangelical Christians.

In Idiocracy, the #1 movie in America is simply titled Ass, and it’s literally just a video of an ass for an hour and a half.

That’s funny, but it also feels like we could literally end up there if things don’t change soon.

Vote, people. We are on the wrong track.

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Around here, we like to give out awards to religious fanatics, and we call those awards…The Fundies! 🏆

Let’s get into it, shall we?

Never Read The Bible 🏆

There are 35 Bible verses that talk about sacrifices being a pleasing aroma to God.

Run on Forever 🏆

It doesn’t really seem like he hates to tell me. I’m pretty sure that he loves to tell me.

What he doesn’t love? Punctuation.

Never put your president before God God

There’s zero doubt that The Bible is the only book that William has ever read.

As If 🏆

This award is the “As if” Fundie because this guy is obviously clueless.

When he says Western Virginia, do you think he means West Virginia or the western part of regular Virginia?

I will admit that Mick Bister is kind of a cool name, though.

ALL CAPS, NO SUBSTANCE 🏆

Rory is not a fan of my “What the far right thinks Jesus is” posts.

“If I’m wrong, I’ll never know” speaks louder than he thinks it does.

Isn’t that the whole point? They can satiate their fear by plugging a god into the gap, and they never have to realize they were wrong after they die.

Kudos on a very Trumpy-written post.

Shitty Christian 🏆

Look, I call people shitty Christians quite often, but Randy straight-up says it himself. At least he’s aware of it.

I’d bet everything I own that Randy can’t define communism.

Thinks About Dick Often 🏆

For a guy named Lifepeace, he sure does exhibit zero of that.

I wonder if he’s ever thought that Pride month might not be about him… Does he yell at everyone in October because they talk about breast cancer? Actually, he might. I have little faith in anyone anymore.

That last sentence is just cruel. Thanks for reminding me why I post the content that I do.

Tired Argument 🏆

This award is being given out to 2 people!

My response to Ron can apply to m_spiers, too.

It’s not a hard concept to grasp.

People tremble in fear at the thought of Hell.

If adults were teaching children that Santa’s naughty list came with eternal fire, you bet your goddamn ass I’d have a page talking about it.

Jon Snow 🏆

A humble servant, indeed.

You’ll notice his “Top fan” badge, so I wonder which of us is triggering which…

Their true colors always come out.

Also, blasphemy doesn’t exist, since gods aren’t real.

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Jesus Freaks keep showing the world exactly how much like their savior they really are.

“They will know them by their fruits”…or something like that.

Today’s Holy Nonsense comes from Steven Payne.

Well, that was a weird path to take, huh?

I criticize Christianity, Steven implies that George Floyd deserved what happened to him?

He continued:

Kinda weird to call me Sheep Boy when Jesus literally calls his followers sheep.

It’s always these “you’ll find out when you die” threats with these people.

It’s all they have.

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Today’s Holy Nonsense comes from Bryan Gooch:

Gooch…may I call you Gooch? Gooch, re-read your first sentence.

“I love how godless heathens like to tell Christians what their god says and thinks.”

Now, switch godless heathens and Christians, and you know exactly how we feel. Y’all tell us what your god says and thinks constantly. A god that we don’t believe in. You quote from a collection of 66 books that mean zilch to us. You stand on the streets and tell us that we’re going to hell. I have just as much right to talk about your god as you do, even if I don’t believe.

They love to discredit us by reducing our experience to going to Sunday school a few times. Why is this always their go-to? Oh, right. It’s building a straw man they can easily knock down.

His whole second paragraph is punctuationless slop.

“A party of people who believe men can become women.” You believe snakes talk.

“Abortion is healthcare.” Your view of abortion is more black and white than a NEWSPAPER!

Get it because they’re black and white?

Dude thinks kids can’t know who they are, but I’m sure he’s fine with them giving their lives to Christ. Right, Gooch?

It makes me sad when someone refers to immigrants as illegals. They love to treat them as subhuman. Just a number. A nuisance. These are people who are just trying to make their lives better. I guess it’s a good thing that you were born in the good ol’ US of A, huh, Gooch?

Gooch is just like many other straight, white, cis American Christians: he just wants to live as comfortably as possible.

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Kevin

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Trigger warning: terrible fucking person + r*pe + death threats & violence

I rarely resort to ad hominem.

I think that making fun of a person’s appearance is generally pretty shitty.

But sometimes I go for ad hominem lite, which is just posting a picture of them with no context underneath their stupid comment.

I let the picture speak for itself…like I did with Jacob.

He didn’t like my post and commented this:

That’s it. No mean words. No hate. Nothing. Just a picture of him.

Hey, he thought it was worthy of posting on Facebook, so I thought I’d post it, too.

He got mad.

I guess maybe he wasn’t a fan of the picture that he posted on his own Facebook page? My bad, I guess.

You’re probably wondering if I got the authorities involved. I didn’t, but that’s definitely the closest I’ve come to calling the police when it came to a commenter. I didn’t think I had much to worry about at the end of the day, though.

They call those who disagree with them “snowflakes,” yet they want to fight because I criticize religion and post pictures of them.

I asked him why he was so angry.

I don’t remember what he said after that, and the screenshots have all gotten a bit jumbled up, but I asked him for some clarification:

As I often do, I told Jacob that I hope his day improves.

His response?

I know that I spend way too much time engaging with sad people like Jacob.

I keep telling myself that I’m going to do it less often. Maybe someday I will.

I do enjoy exposing the hypocrites. That’s for sure.

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Kevin

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