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🔥 Topics Covered:

• Cory Booker’s Filibuster Flop
  Booker breaks a Senate record and barely outpaces Strom Thurmond. But hey, at least Strom was trying to block civil rights, right?

• Morgan Wallen’s SNL Walk-Off
  Our boy didn’t stick around to hug the cast of Saturday Night Lame. Instead, he posted “Get me to God’s Country”… and dropped merch. KING.

• Kid Rock’s Oval Office Fit
  Kid Rock wore an AMERICAN FLAG SUIT to the Oval Office. Zelensky could never. Plus: my search for a replica at Buckle.

• Trump Plays Golf. So what?
  Libs are mad that Trump plays golf. I say: let him be great. At least he owns the course.

• Amazon’s Satanic Browser AI
  Amazon launched something called Nova Act, and apparently it can make dinner reservations… or summon demons. YOU DECIDE.

• The Woke Watchlist™
  I accidentally listened to Straight White American Jesus. Sounded promising. Turns out it’s two PhD-holding libs bashing Trump and Jesus. You’ve been warned.

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• Climate change? Please. This world is temporary. Why patch a sinking ship when the Lord’s already building a new one?

• “Not a drag queen” Let’s dig deeper on some of these allegations

• 📚 Dan McClellan’s new book, The Bible Says So? More like The Woke Bible for Heretics. Pastor Frank reviews the book he didn’t read and explains why you shouldn’t either. Don’t buy it at this link: https://amzn.to/4hTHggp

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What’s up, Patriots?

I hope you’re feeling blessed and highly favored today. I know I am.

I went down to Walmart and picked up some Diet Coke, fishing lures, and flowers for my wife (these were just because flowers…as in just because I got angry and punched a hole in the living room drywall).

I’m feeling blessed because my total came to $77.77. Can you believe that? That’s truly a sign that God is watching over me!

Now you may ask: why did those few items cost so much? I’ll tell you why… it’s because of the lingering effect of Sleepy Joe Biden.

Are we in the 4th month of Trump’s presidency? Sure. But that just shows how much Biden and Kamala messed up our economy.

Anyway…back to the $77.77. It could have just as easily been $66.66, and I’ve had that happen before. What did I do in that situation? I prayed and prayed until God changed that amount. He did so by leading me to grab a Whatchamacalit and handing it to the cashier. Boom. Just like that, I owed $67.95.

Sometimes in life, you have to ask for God’s guidance, and He will make His presence known.

“Protests”

I live in Knoxville, TN. As I was headed back home from Dick’s Sporting Goods, I noticed there were people lined up along the road with signs that said “Hands Off.”

I got excited because I, too, am onboard with the government keeping its hands off my guns. Hands off my paycheck. Hands off taxing my hard-earned dollar just so kids can eat lunch for free at school.

As I got closer, I realized these were not the kind of signs I thought they were. I should have known when I saw a woman with an eyebrow ring and exposed midriff.

Apparently “hands off” means something else to these people. This is from their website:

This is the moment where we say NO. No more looting, no more stealing, no more billionaires raiding our government while working people struggle to survive.

On April 5th, we take action. Across the country, thousands of people will march, rally, disrupt, and demand an end to this billionaire power grab. We’ll show up at state capitals, federal buildings, congressional offices, and city centers—anywhere we can make sure they hear us.

Oh, you’re anti-billionaire, huh? You mean the people who create all of the jobs??

You’re upset at Elon Musk because he could solve poverty instead of toting chainsaws around and failing miserably at being funny or cool? That’s on YOU.

Anyway, it was cute seeing these people out protesting. There were only about 5 million people protesting nationwide. Laughable.

Last time I checked, Trump got 70 million votes.

What’s bigger? 5 or 70? Hmm, that’s a tough one.

Suck it up, buttercups. He’s your president, and I trust that whatever he’s doing is the right thing.

Tariffs? Bring em on.

Pause tariffs? Bring it on.

Tariffs again? Bring it on.

Pause tariffs again? Bring it on.

Trump is playing chess while everyone else plays checkers. He’s the King, and everyone knows that the King can move all over the board and do whatever he wants.

I think.

Hell, I don’t think I’ve ever really looked at a chess board now that I think about it.

I’m more of a Tic Tac Toe kinda guy.

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Pink Moon

According to this Yahoo article, there’s about to be a pink moon.

Skywatchers, get ready for a dazzling lunar display this weekend: April's full moon, known as the Pink Moon or Paschal Moon, will rise on the evening of Saturday, April 12.

While it won't appear pink, this full moon holds a special distinction — it's the smallest full moon of the year, also known as a "micromoon". This is because April's full moon occurs when the moon is farthest from Earth in its orbit (known as apogee), making it appear slightly smaller and dimmer than usual, though the difference may be hard to spot with the naked eye.

You say “pink moon.” I say potential blood moon/sign of the end times.

Listen to this: Revelation 6:12 says "And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood.”

Just be aware of what the enemy my try, leading up to Easter.

Something feels off.

More from that article:

This full moon also plays a significant role in religious calendars. In the Christian tradition, the Paschal Moon determines the date of Easter, which falls on the first Sunday after the first full moon following the vernal equinox. In 2025, Easter will be celebrated on April 20.

Easter is to be celebrated. I will absolutely be dressing in matching pastel colors with my family and hunting eggs full of candy, but I will have eyes in the back of my head.

Do you think it’s a coincidence that Easter falls on 4/20 this year?

When we think of candy being laced with drugs or razor blades, we think of Satan’s holiday: Halloween, but please make sure to double-check your kids’ Easter baskets this year. Take those hollow chocolate bunnies and give them an extra shake for safety.

Roseanne Got Screwed

I just saw a headline that said The Conners is coming to an end.

Well, The Conners never should have been a thing to begin with! The show is called Roseanne!

In my opinion, Roseanne never should have gotten cancelled, and I’m glad to say that I never saw an episode of The Conners.

Was her tweet racist? Yes.

Has she said and done a lot of horrible, racist things? Yes.

Does she seem like an overall awful human being? Again, yes.

BUT aren’t we a country of 2nd, 3rd, and 4th chances??

I’d give Roseanne upwards of 8 chances, just because she’s so dang funny.

I hope y’all have a GREAT Good Friday and a wonderful Easter, but before we go, let’s close in prayer.

Heavenly father, please obliterate our enemies, foreign and domestic. Keep us safe on 4/20 as there will no doubt be spiritual warfare on that Easter Sunday. As our wives are in the kitchen, please keep them attentive, as I can’t handle another burnt meatloaf.

In your name we pray, AMEN!

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What’s up PATRIOTS?

This is a day that the Lord has made. I’m gonna rejoice and be glad in it!

But here’s one thing I refuse to be glad about: Cory Booker.

Cory Booker just “filibustered” for over 25 hours, and everyone acts like it’s some kind of miracle. Hell, he just barely beat Strom Thurmond’s record, and Strom was actually doing something besides just trash talking the sitting president!

Strom Thurmond was legit filibustering for something he believed in: preventing the passage of the Civil Rights Act, not just wasting everyone’s time.

From The Hill:

“To be candid, Strom Thurmond’s record always kind of, just, just really irked me, that he would be the longest speech — that the longest speech, on our great Senate floor, was someone who was trying to stop people like me from being in the Senate,” Booker said on MSNBC’s “The Rachel Maddow Show,” in his first interview after spending more than 25 hours holding the Senate floor.

And, wow, 25 hours… let me know when you’ve fasted for 40 days, Cory. That’s what my savior did, and you cannot touch that.

I think his little stunt is gonna push the Democratic Party even further left, and I say GO FOR IT. We beat you in a landslide in 2024, and, if we have another election, we’ll beat you even worse this time.

Saturday Night Lame

My boy Morgan Wallen performed on SNL this past week. Does anybody actually still watch that show? Lol.

The only reason I watched is because the greatest country artist of our time took the stage. You know, I saw him here at Neyland Stadium last year, and it was epic. Hardy opened up and covered God’s Country by Blake Shelton. He told everyone to leave the USA if they don’t like it.

We all went wild.

But back to that garbage program in New York City.

You know how, at the end of the show, the host and musical guest usually stick around and hug the cast and all of that crap?

Well, Morgan had enough of that blue city and made a beeline for the door.

And then that went viral.

Personally, I don’t blame him!

We’re talking about a show who completely misrepresents the PRESIDENT OF THE USA. They make Donald Trump out to be some misogynistic, racist, xenophobic, hateful, vengeful, disgusting, fascist, authoritarian, narcissistic, delusional, orange, draft-dodging, fragile, petty, unhinged conman dictator.

That’s not who he is. He cares about the working man.

If I were Morgan Wallen, I would have walked off, too!

After he left, he posted a picture on Instagram with the caption “Get me to God's Country,” and, of course, the left had a field day with that one!

Joke’s on them, though, because Morgan just came out with Get me to God’s country MERCH. Sign me up.

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Kid Rockstar

This is what freedom looks like:

When I was 16, driving around in my Pontiac Grand Am listening to Devil Without a Cause, I never saw this being part of my future, but boy am I glad this is our 2025 reality.

I went to KidRock.com to see if I could buy one of these snazzy outfits, but no luck. I did, however pick up one of these awesome Kid Rock MAGA jerseys!

I thought maybe Buckle would have the suit that Kid Rock wore to the Oval Office. They had a lot of similar Affliction attire, but not this. I guess it was custom made.

President Zelensky could learn a thing or two from Kid Rock. Zelensky disrespected the USA by not wearing a suit when he came to meet with Trump and JD Vance.

Not only did Kid Rock wear a suit…he wore a suit with an American flag on it! Now, that’s respect.

Trump Plays Golf. So what?

There’s a Yahoo article about how much Donald Trump plays golf.

It’s called People Are Calling Donald Trump A "Hypocrite" And His Golf Trips A "Waste" After It Reportedly Passed The $26-Million Mark

Apparently, our beloved president has spent 18 out of his first 69 days in office playing golf.

I ask this: is that a lot of golf??

I’ve dabbled in chasing that little white ball around, and I can tell you that the only way you improve is if you play a lot.

Do we really want a president who sucks at golf? I know I don’t.

According to an analysis by HuffPost — which based its findings on a 2019 Government Accountability Office report — the cost of these outings has cost US taxpayers about $26,127,531.

Aside from having to play a lot to be good, another thing I know about golf is that it’s an EXPENSIVE hobby.

In the grand scheme, $26 million isn’t a lot for taxpayers. Hell, we give Ukraine billions and billions. The libs don’t seem to have a problem with that, now, do they??

Obama played a lot of golf, too, just FYI. And he doesn’t even own any golf courses! Trump needs to play because he needs to keep an eye on his properties.

The Devil in Plain Sight

Amazon has launched an AI that can control your web browser.

You read that right.

Amazon on Monday unveiled Nova Act, a general-purpose AI agent that can take control of a web browser and independently perform some simple actions. Alongside the new agentic AI model, Amazon is releasing the Nova Act SDK, a toolkit that allows developers to build agent prototypes with Nova Act.

I’ll be honest: I don’t know what a lot of those words mean, but it doesn’t sound good.

Check this out:

Amazon says developers building with the Nova Act SDK should be able to automate basic actions on behalf of users, such as ordering salads from Sweetgreen or making dinner reservations. With the Nova Act toolkit, developers can pull together tools that allow an AI agent to navigate web pages, fill out forms, or pick dates on a calendar.

I believe this is Satan at work.

If our browsers can order salads, they can also order demonic materials. What’s to stop them from getting Playboys sent to my house?

Matter of fact: one showed up there a couple months ago, and my wife found it. I told her I wasn’t sure why it was addressed to me or how it got there, but now I know.

I’m a little conflicted on this because I’m a big fan of Jeff Bezos. I think he’s an underrated billionaire. I love Elon Musk—don’t get me wrong—but he gets all of the billionaire spotlight now, and people forget about Jeff.

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The Woke Watchlist

I was searching for a new podcast to listen to on my way to a hog hunt, and I stumbled across one called Straight White American Jesus.

I thought “All right. I can get on board with this. It’s pretty much all of my favorite things.”

The episode I listened to started with a clip of Trump talking about deporting illegals, and I was immediately on board.

Then, the hosts introduced themselves.

Two professors. Red flag #1 🚩

Listen to these credentials:

Bradley Onishi, PhD, Faculty in Religion and Philosophy at the University of San Francisco. A TEDx speaker, he has written for the New York Times, Huffpost, Religion & Politics, The LA Review of Books, The Conversation US, Rewire.News, among other outlets. He has appeared on NPR-affiliate programs and nationally ranked podcasts. His monograph, The Sacrality of the Secular, appeared from Columbia University Press in 2018; he has published in journals such as JAAR, Sophia, Religions, and The American Book Review. Brad was a pastor at a California megachurch in Yorba Linda (birthplace of Richard Nixon!) before attending Oxford University, L’institut catholique de Paris, and the University of California Santa Barbara.

Red flag #2 🚩

Daniel Miller, PhD, is Associate Professor of Religion and Social Thought and Chair in the Department of Liberal Studies at Landmark College. His first book, The Myth of Normative Secularism (Duquesne 2016), was a 2016 INDIES award finalist in the category of political science. He is completing his second book, Queer Democracy, and has published in Constellations, Soundings, Political Theology, and Method and Theory in the Study of Religion. Dan served as a Southern Baptist Minister before attending graduate school at Oxford University and Syracuse University.

I think you know where I’m going with this.

Red flag #3 🚩

This country wasn’t built on a Queer Democracy.

I don’t trust anyone with a PhD after their name. You think you’re better than me? Well, except Jordan Peterson.

As you can imagine, these fellas went on to criticize my president (yours too, btw).

How are we supposed to move forward as a country when every single thing Trump does is put under a microscope like this?

I’m a Christian nationalist. These guys act like that’s something to be ashamed of.

They guys have over 800 episodes bashing my Lord and Savior.

Whatever you do, do NOT listen to this podcast. It’s Satan at work.

Let’s close in prayer.

Heavenly Father, please forgive the Straight White American Jesus guys, for they know not what they do.

Father, put your hand on Donald Trump, Kid Rock, and Morgan Wallen.

In Jesus mighty name I pray,

Amen.

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Hello Truthers,

Welcome to the very first edition of The Frank Truth Show: a newsletter and podcast!

I’m so excited to be able to use my voice to speak the TRUTH about what’s going on in the world today.

As I looked around at all of the so-called content creators on the internet, I realized one thing was missing: White Christian Men.

Let me tell you a little bit about myself:

My name’s Frank Truth, and I’m the pastor of Majestic Southern Eagle Church in Northwest Georgia. We’re a non-denominational church. We’re Bible believers, not denomination seekers.

MSEC was my dad, Earl’s church for 40 years, but now it’s been passed down to me.

The lord led me to start this newsletter to spread the word of the one true god. We see a lot of false Christians and false doctrine in the world today, so we’re here to be a beacon of light in the darkness.

In this newsletter, we’ll talk about the woke left, immoral atheists, and we’ll address all of the ways that the enemy is attacking us for following the word of God.

The first thing I want to talk about today is GLOBAL WARMING.

Or, as the left so conveniently calls it now: climate change.

Kinda funny how it used to be global warming, but when we kept getting them 30 degree days in April, they switched it to CLIMATE CHANGE reallll fast.

The Guardian came out with an article called Christians worldwide urged to take legal action on climate crisis.

From the article:

Christians around the world are being encouraged to take legal action against polluters and those who finance them.

In a new climate justice handbook, the World Council of Churches sets out practical ways faith organisations can help protect young people and future generations from the climate crisis.

Drawing on Christian teachings on stewardship and justice, it presents strategic litigation as a tool to “create hope and hold responsible parties accountable”.

Many faith leaders have spoken up about the climate crisis, including Pope Francis, who published a powerful 2015 encyclical and has continued to exhort Catholics to action.

Well, first of all, there’s your problem. Who cares what the Pope has to say. He’s a false idol.

Catholics think they have it all figured out, but they worship Mary and some guy who wears a crazy hat. They even kiss his ring.

That ain’t Jesus.

But the World Council of Churches, which represents a wide range of denominations around the world, said it had become “increasingly clear that advocacy alone is insufficient” as CO₂ emissions continued to rise, driven mainly by the “relentless expansion” of fossil fuel industries.

“This situation compels us to recognise that there is no contradiction between utilising legal frameworks and embodying Christian values,” it says. “In fact, our faith calls us to speak truth to power and to seize every available legal measure to protect our planet and its inhabitants.”

From my perspective, this is all just a waste of time.

Jesus Christ is coming back soon, so who really cares what happens to this planet?

Sure, the temperature of the Earth is increasing exponentially, but we really don’t have to worry about future generations because this is just our temporary home.

Is it really that bad to have more warm days? Hell, it’ll be like being on vacation in Panama City Beach 24/7 before long.

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Conspiracy Corner

It’s time for Conspiracy Corner, but we all know that what the libs call “conspiracies” are just actually facts that haven’t yet been brought to light, and I’ve got a doozy for you today.

I keep seeing stuff from the left that “not a trans person” every time a headline comes out about a pastor sexually assaulting a minor.

My initial reaction is that a few hundred bad apples don’t spoil the whole bunch, but I want to go deeper than that…

Deep down, we all know that drag queens are the ones who are doing the most harm to our children.

My theory is this…. are you ready?

All of these “pastors” who are perpetuating this abuse are actually drag queens without the drag.

Remove the makeup. Remove the wigs. Remove the women’s clothing. What do you have? Men.

Men who could throw on a suit and call themselves pastors.

Men who could go through seminary training and/or bible college to get closer to potential victims. It all makes way too much sense.

Think of it like how we all know that January 6th was really Antifa and not Republicans.

I mean, just look at this picture of RuPaul. He could definitely pass as a pastor. You ain’t fooling me, drag queens!

The Woke Watchlist

If you’re like me, you spend a lot of time scrolling on social media. As a matter of fact, my wife, Jeanine, made me download an app on my phone that keeps me from using social media past 9pm.

She said that TikTok was showing me too many young women in bikinis, and I told her that I can’t help what the app shows me. Sure, I’ve been on that app for 3 years, but it seems like they still haven’t gotten my algorithm just right yet.

Upon my pre-9pm scrolling, I stumbled across a man named Dan McClellan. He goes by maklelan on social media.

This man has made it his life’s mission to make people question what they’ve been taught…to an alarming degree.

He even has a book coming out called The Bible Says So (please don’t buy thorough my affiliate link). Here’s a description:

The Bible is the world’s most influential book, but do we really know what it says? Every day across social media and in homes, businesses, and public spaces, people try to cut debate short by claiming that "the Bible says so!" However, they commonly disagree about what it actually does and doesn't say, particularly when it comes to socially significant issues. For instance, does the Bible say we should be on the lookout for an antichrist associated with the number 666? Does it say women shouldn’t wear revealing clothing? Does it say it’s okay to hit your kids?

In The Bible Say So, Dan McClellan leverages his popular "data over dogma" approach, and his years of experience in the academy and on social media, to lay out in clear and accessible ways what the data indicate the Bible does and doesn't say about issues ranging from homosexuality, abortion, and slavery to monotheism, inspiration, and even God's wife. Smart, accessible, and informative, The Bible Says So is an invaluable resource for our fractious times.

Dan is trying to undermine the very word of God. He’s taking everything we know from the multitude of translations and interpretations and forcing us to ask ourselves questions, which is 100% the work of Satan.

He often talks about all of the degrees he has, but you know where those degrees WON’T be found? In the Lamb’s book of LIFE.

Sure, the book says “Dan McClellan,” but we all know who the author of confusion is.

Reader Questions

If you have any questions for me, I’d love for you to call and leave me a voicemail. I may read them on the podcast!

Call me at 423-651-0454, and tell me what’s on your mind.

Let’s close in prayer.

Dear Heavenly Father, please forgive me for lingering a little too long on provocative videos on TikTok. And help us all to put you and AMERICA first. Simultaneously.

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