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Sep 25, 2026
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Welcome to Jesus Unfollower, where we laugh at religious absurdity.

I like to have a bit of fun from time to time, and there’s nothing that gives me that opportunity more than a Christian who is trying to insult me while simultaneously using poor grammar.

I made a post about not being scared of hell or something… fuck, I don’t remember, and this chode with six total letters in his name chimed in:

LOL he forgot the comma. What a loser!

I really don’t get scared of online threats. Maybe I should, but I think they’re all just keyboard warriors who can’t even afford to put gas in their cars to come find me.

Like this fuckwipe:

What are you going to do? Tell me how much you love Donald Trump?

Check out the bio…

These are all small, insecure men who hate their lives and/or wives.

The religious people do not like this one:

My point is that, if a Heaven exists (which I don’t think it does), then it’s more likely that kind, empathetic humans will be allowed in.

I think there’s a far greater chance that is reality than the Christian God being real.

Again, I don’t think there is an afterlife, so that chance is small, in my opinion.

But the people who always say definitively that I have “absolutely no chance” are supporters of DJT.

Exhibit A:

Antonio is coming in hot!

“Gonna continue to win.”

Yeah, if you rig the election. Everyone else is sick of your goddamn shit.

That last sentence is pretty scary, though.

But then again, I expect nothing else from these scared, fragile men.

Every now and then I’ll make a “marked safe from church” post on the socials.

Guess whether or not this brings out the worst in the crazy Christians:

Once you’re out of the church, it’s so weird to think that people still believe in an ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE.

That’s some fantasy novel shit.

Was Bilbo sparing Gollum the most crucial moment in Middle Earth history? :  r/lotr

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