Holy Nonsense

Holy Nonsense

A Happy Ending with Jesus

Um...what?

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Jesus Unfollower
May 26, 2025
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I share the most unhinged comments I get from Christians as an ex-Christian/atheist content creator.

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Christians have a weird way of phrasing things.

Like when they say “fill me up, father” and things like that.

Or this:

First of all, this person’s username is in the 3rd person. Bold move.

Secondly, who is this “we” that you’re talking about? The people who doubt God but not Satan?

That doesn’t even make any sense.

Atheists believe that neither of those entities exist.

Come on down to the Christian Massage Parlor, where the heavenly father will give you a happy ending!

I’d say that many people doubt religion because most holy books are clearly written by men who wanted power via manipulation.

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