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Around here, we like to give out awards to religious fanatics, and we call those awards…The Fundies! 🏆

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The first award goes to Chris Ellenburg!

Hates the First Amendment 🏆

People like Chris are funny because they claim to love America, yet they hate everyone who isn’t exactly like them.

Nationalism is bad because it’s blind allegiance.

Also, let’s get real…straight, white, Christian nationalism is what Chris means to say.

Obama cared more about this country than Trump ever will. Do you think Chris loved Obama? Yeah, me neither.

Wanting your country to be better doesn’t make you anti-American, dawg.

The people who want to “destroy the nation” are the ones who are trying to overturn elections and still claiming the 2020 election was stolen 6 YEARS LATER.

Doesn’t Own a Mirror 🏆

It’s always weird when someone criticizes my looks over my content. That’s how I know I’ve already won.

Typically, I take the high road. I don’t like talking about looks much, but when someone as dashing as Caleb takes the time to tell me that it’s understandable that people would make fun of my looks, I will absolutely post a picture of their neckbeard-havin asses.

Weird Christian Bio of the Week 🏆

There isn’t much worse than people who pretend to be experts 3 days after something new comes along.

We are seeing so many “AI consultants” these days. Don’t get me wrong: I’m sure that there are people now who can help others to use tools like this, but, to me, it has that same feeling of a dude who got saved 3 days ago and now acts like he knows everything about God and religion.

Here are a couple of gems from this man of god:

It’s giving unstable.

Obsessed with Trans People 🏆

Conservative Christians can be incredibly disgusting people.

Rude. Crude. Insulting.

And they do it all in Jesus’ name.

Check out this godly man’s bio:

Pro-life and Pro-ICE seems a bit contradictory, no?

Isn’t it Ironic? 🏆

This is brainwashing at its finest:

It’s fucking hilarious that “I pled the blood of Jesus” immediately follows “I sat down and rebuked the spiritual attack.”

Which fucking turn-based RPG is she living in?

PAUSE 🏆

What on Earth would compel a person to type this…in all caps, no less.

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