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Here’s a huge block of text. Cookie goes to the first person who can figure out what the fuck he’s trying to say.
Bro is using ALL of the words that he can’t define.
I mainly feel sorry for any female coworkers he might have because you just KNOW this dude stares creepily at them all day long.
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Kevin
Is this guy having a stroke?
He's saying he's gay