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Christian says Trump follows the Bible...

and i’m an anti-god fascist?

Sep 16, 2026
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When I see angry Christians in my comments, I think of them getting angry and yelling nonsense like Yosemite Sam.

Kash Patel looks like he always see's dead people.

That’s exactly how Pedro’s comment feels:

How is it possible to get every single claim wrong?

I don’t claim to know more about Jesus than people who study the subject.

I’m not a girl pretending to be a male.

I’m not anti-God.

I’m not a fascist.

I’m not a racist.

Taylor Swift doesn’t worship Satan.

Donald Trump doesn’t follow the Bible.

Holy shit, this guy is too far gone.

Comment #2 is for paid subscribers, and it’s more unhinged than the first one 👇

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