Christian threatens to 💀 me in front of my children.

Is that you, Jesus? ❤️✝️

Welcome to Jesus Unfollower, where we laugh at religious absurdity.

They say that if you get haters online, you’re probably doing something right. If that’s the case, I must be doing something really right.

Evangelicals don’t like to see anyone criticizing their religion online. I get that. They feel personally attacked.

Recently, I’ve been making posts that make fun of Evangelicals by comparing Donald Trump to Jesus Christ. They feel doubly attacked.

I’m often told that I’m a loser posting from my mom’s basement.

Or I’ll get told that I’m going to burn forever.

Or…people like Dan H Howe will wish to inflict pain upon me:

Seems a bit extreme, Dan.

You know, you’d think if someone were going to make threats like that, they wouldn’t have allllll of their information so publicly available.

Oh, look at that…a personal trainer! Are you training people on how to button their polos up to their Adam’s apples?

Are you training people on how to be able to dish it but not take it (he posted his comment and then blocked me like a coward)?

Are you training people on how to be bad at insults?

I’m putting this here just in case anyone wants to get fit from home. I’m sure Dan’s 16 followers can tell you all about his badass virtual training!

Whatever you do, do NOT contact him via his extremely public information.

In all honesty, it’s pretty scary that these people walk among us.

They need to learn love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. If there were only a book they claim to follow that highlighted how important these things are!

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Remember: You don’t need a god to be good.

Kevin