“First and foremost, I just want to blame my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ for causing me to throw three interceptions.” Those were the post-game words spoken by freshman quarterback Eyegot Faith after Central Northwestern Christian Tech Church of God University lost 38-3 to rivals Heretical State.
Senior linebacker Johnny Trustfund, who left with a lower leg injury in the 3rd quarter, chimed in with “I am so not blessed.”