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Hello Truthers,
Welcome to the very first edition of The Frank Truth Show: a newsletter and podcast!
I’m so excited to be able to use my voice to speak the TRUTH about what’s going on in the world today.
As I looked around at all of the so-called content creators on the internet, I realized one thing was missing: White Christian Men.
Let me tell you a little bit about myself:
My name’s Frank Truth, and I’m the pastor of Majestic Southern Eagle Church in Northwest Georgia. We’re a non-denominational church. We’re Bible believers, not denomination seekers.
MSEC was my dad, Earl’s church for 40 years, but now it’s been passed down to me.
The lord led me to start this newsletter to spread the word of the one true god. We see a lot of false Christians and false doctrine in the world today, so we’re here to be a beacon of light in the darkness.
In this newsletter, we’ll talk about the woke left, immoral atheists, and we’ll address all of the ways that the enemy is attacking us for following the word of God.
The first thing I want to talk about today is GLOBAL WARMING.
Or, as the left so conveniently calls it now: climate change.
Kinda funny how it used to be global warming, but when we kept getting them 30 degree days in April, they switched it to CLIMATE CHANGE reallll fast.
The Guardian came out with an article called Christians worldwide urged to take legal action on climate crisis.
From the article:
Christians around the world are being encouraged to take legal action against polluters and those who finance them.
In a new climate justice handbook, the World Council of Churches sets out practical ways faith organisations can help protect young people and future generations from the climate crisis.
Drawing on Christian teachings on stewardship and justice, it presents strategic litigation as a tool to “create hope and hold responsible parties accountable”.
Many faith leaders have spoken up about the climate crisis, including Pope Francis, who published a powerful 2015 encyclical and has continued to exhort Catholics to action.
Well, first of all, there’s your problem. Who cares what the Pope has to say. He’s a false idol.
Catholics think they have it all figured out, but they worship Mary and some guy who wears a crazy hat. They even kiss his ring.
That ain’t Jesus.
But the World Council of Churches, which represents a wide range of denominations around the world, said it had become “increasingly clear that advocacy alone is insufficient” as CO2 emissions continued to rise, driven mainly by the “relentless expansion” of fossil fuel industries.
“This situation compels us to recognise that there is no contradiction between utilising legal frameworks and embodying Christian values,” it says. “In fact, our faith calls us to speak truth to power and to seize every available legal measure to protect our planet and its inhabitants.”
From my perspective, this is all just a waste of time.
Jesus Christ is coming back soon, so who really cares what happens to this planet?
Sure, the temperature of the Earth is increasing exponentially, but we really don’t have to worry about future generations because this is just our temporary home.
Is it really that bad to have more warm days? Hell, it’ll be like being on vacation in Panama City Beach 24/7 before long.
A year-round spring break would be good for all of us.
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Conspiracy Corner
It’s time for Conspiracy Corner, but we all know that what the libs call “conspiracies” are just actually facts that haven’t yet been brought to light, and I’ve got a doozy for you today.
I keep seeing stuff from the left that “not a trans person” every time a headline comes out about a pastor sexually assaulting a minor.
My initial reaction is that a few hundred bad apples don’t spoil the whole bunch, but I want to go deeper than that…
Deep down, we all know that drag queens are the ones who are doing the most harm to our children.
My theory is this…. are you ready?
All of these “pastors” who are perpetuating this abuse are actually drag queens without the drag.
Remove the makeup. Remove the wigs. Remove the women’s clothing. What do you have? Men.
Men who could throw on a suit and call themselves pastors.
Men who could go through seminary training and/or bible college to get closer to potential victims. It all makes way too much sense.
Think of it like how we all know that January 6th was really Antifa and not Republicans.
I mean, just look at this picture of RuPaul. He could definitely pass as a pastor. You ain’t fooling me, drag queens!
The Woke Watchlist
If you’re like me, you spend a lot of time scrolling on social media. As a matter of fact, my wife, Jeanine, made me download an app on my phone that keeps me from using social media past 9pm.
She said that TikTok was showing me too many young women in bikinis, and I told her that I can’t help what the app shows me. Sure, I’ve been on that app for 3 years, but it seems like they still haven’t gotten my algorithm just right yet.
Upon my pre-9pm scrolling, I stumbled across a man named Dan McClellan. He goes by maklelan on social media.
This man has made it his life’s mission to make people question what they’ve been taught…to an alarming degree.
He even has a book coming out called The Bible Says So (please don’t buy thorough my affiliate link). Here’s a description:
The Bible is the world’s most influential book, but do we really know what it says? Every day across social media and in homes, businesses, and public spaces, people try to cut debate short by claiming that "the Bible says so!" However, they commonly disagree about what it actually does and doesn't say, particularly when it comes to socially significant issues. For instance, does the Bible say we should be on the lookout for an antichrist associated with the number 666? Does it say women shouldn’t wear revealing clothing? Does it say it’s okay to hit your kids?
In The Bible Say So, Dan McClellan leverages his popular "data over dogma" approach, and his years of experience in the academy and on social media, to lay out in clear and accessible ways what the data indicate the Bible does and doesn't say about issues ranging from homosexuality, abortion, and slavery to monotheism, inspiration, and even God's wife. Smart, accessible, and informative, The Bible Says So is an invaluable resource for our fractious times.
Dan is trying to undermine the very word of God. He’s taking everything we know from the multitude of translations and interpretations and forcing us to ask ourselves questions, which is 100% the work of Satan.
He often talks about all of the degrees he has, but you know where those degrees WON’T be found? In the Lamb’s book of LIFE.
Sure, the book says “Dan McClellan,” but we all know who the author of confusion is.
Reader Questions
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Call me at 423-651-0454, and tell me what’s on your mind.
Let’s close in prayer.
Dear Heavenly Father, please forgive me for lingering a little too long on provocative videos on TikTok. And help us all to put you and AMERICA first. Simultaneously.
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Frank
This is genius. And hilarious.