I can’t believe I fell for it 🎣

I got baited.

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Here’s something that I’ve said before: “I waste too much time replying to morons on the internet. I need to stop doing that.”

Here’s something that I didn’t stop doing: replying to morons on the internet.

But as I sit here, finally on the upswing after being sick, I am committed to giving my replies to people who deserve them.

People like you.

After exchanging approximately 8,249 comments with some moron named Mike, I realized that I give wayyyy too much of my time to these people.

It’s not good for my mental health.

It’s not good for my productivity.

What I want to do is make people laugh, not argue with idiots. The less time I spend doing that, the more I can spend on the next video.

Having said that, I have to show you this insane exchange with Mike Dunford.

My final time being sucked into the vortex of Stupidville.

That doesn’t mean that I’m going to stop calling them out here on Substack or on my social media stories; I’m just not replying to them anymore.

This was the very first comment from Mikey:

I made a post that made him angry, and, instead of commenting on that video, he went to my profile picture to say that.

My response?

Well, that didn’t do anything except make Mike SuperAngry™

The exchange that followed:

I was ready to be done with Mike because:

1. He obviously isn’t very intelligent

2. I have better things to do

Unfortunately, Stupidville kept beckoning me.

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What are the chances that he messed up because of voice to text? I’d put it somewhere between zero and zero percent.

He thinks he’s owning me here, btw.

At this point, I’m just wanting to see what other dumb things he’ll say.

These people love it when I point out that their views make me money, but, unfortunately, Mike has a reading comprehension problem.

Silly me once again tried to end our conversation:

The irony of him saying that I had to look up ad hominem while he 100% had to look up ad hominem.

Did I mention that Mike has poor reading comprehension skills?

Sadly, it wasn’t buh bye because he just kept going and going…

Here was the review he left for my Facebook page:

I’ll give Mike credit: his bait definitely worked.

It worked so well that I sat there thinking “Why the fuck do I spent one second replying to these people?”

So, I’m not anymore.

He was harassing my followers, posting pictures of them on his wall, and boasting about being their puppet master, so I told one of them that I’m going to block him.

He also posted that on his wall as a victory!

Mike is now blocked. I guess he’ll have to find his next puppet.

I’ll be putting the energy I’ve spent arguing into better videos and posts for you!

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