"I'm single by choice...totally...definitely not an incel."

"Lest I breed with a socialist"

Welcome to Jesus Unfollower, where we laugh at religious absurdity.

Yesterday, I submitted my final assignment to complete my Bachelor’s in Business Administration! For many people, a Bachelor’s degree probably isn’t much, and the fact that I’m just now finishing at 43 is even less impressive, but I’m pumped!

Now, I get to turn my full attention to making the best possible content that I can for you.

Comments from Christians

I’m… punching down on Christians??

Does Sancho know that Christianity is literally the world’s largest religion and that about 70% of the population in the United States identify as Christians?

Punching down is what CHRISTIANS do when they target the LGBTQ+ community, minorities, people with disabilities, and more.

Some people might see this at face value and think “aww, this sweet lady wants to pray for Kevin.” Poppycock, I say! I don’t need your fucking prayers, lady. If you really wanted to pray for me, you’d do it without posting to show everyone how pious you are.

I pray the blood of Satan over you.

I think Nick may have a crush on me.

“Your hands are way too soft for me, buttercup. I need a rugged man. A hard man.”

I’m afraid that if I get in better shape, I’ll cause you to stumble, buddy.

Incel says what?

“Single is the only choice.” Choice would imply that you have options, champ. Keep oiling up and using slurs. Maybe you’ll find someone.

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Cringey Christian Posts with No Context

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Something You Should Know About

Community is important, and many of us who left religion lost that community. I just went to NaNoCon a couple weeks ago, and it was rejuvenating to be around likeminded people.

If you’re familiar with Godless Engineer, he and his wife KC are putting on a conference called Rocket City Reason in October in Huntsville, AL. I’ll be there, and so will many more cool skeptics. I suggest you go!!

Thank you for reading, and remember: You don’t need a god to be good.

Kevin