Incel Month 🏆

Evangelicals Hate Pride

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Around here, we like to give out awards to religious fanatics, and we call those awards…The Fundies! 🏆 It’s like The Dundies, except these are given to awful Christians.

Let’s go!

Our first award goes to Jason!

What Do I Get? 🏆

Boy, pride month realllly upsets the Evangelicals, doesn’t it?? I’m calling Jason’s Fundie the “What Do I Get?” award because it’s impossible for people like him to not make everything about themselves.

Isn’t that the most dude thing ever? Take Pride Month and turn it into men’s health awareness month…

Now, don’t get me wrong: men need to work on their mental health, but the irony is that there’s a zero percent chance Jason has ever sought out therapy.

It’s unfortunate that they view literally everything as a threat to their existence. We would have a much better world if that weren’t the case.

1-star Education 🏆

I’m trying to think of something clever for hate farmer… I’m coming up empty.

Oh! Hate farmer? Is that the people who plant racists underground, water them, and then harvest full-blown MAGA Christians??

Eh, it’s not my best work, but it’ll do.

Also, if you’re going to use the r-slur in the big ‘26, you might want to use the correct form of “too” and also use the right form of your chosen slur.

The absolute irony of calling someone mentally challenged while writing a borderline unreadable paragraph is a beautiful thing.

It’s also weird that so many Christians think ex-Christians love Islam.

I stand for a person’s right to worship or not worship; it’s only when they start harming others in the name of their faith that I call it out, which leads me to the next award…

Religion of Peace 🏆

In addition to giving awards to Christians, today I’m also giving one to a Muslim!

So sweet and kind!

Pro-Birth, Not Pro-Life 🏆

The confirmation bias is strong with Evangelicals. They only want “facts” that support their opinions. I’m sure we all struggle with that a bit, but it’s really bad on that side.

They call abortion “killing babies” to sensationalize it. They don’t care what abortions actually are, and many of these people cheer on unnecessary wars and ruel deportations. They get mad when a whopping 36 of their annual hard-earned dollars go to SNAP, which helps hungry children eat.

It’s not about the kids for them. It never has been.

Regina George 🏆

This dude was all in his feels. He was just rage-scrolling my videos, commenting on every one of them.

I really hate that the r-slur has seen such a resurgence. We need better fucking leadership in this country.

Also, the “haha you only have 200,000 followers” thing is so weird to me.

Sorry that I don’t have more, I guess?

Maybe I should take more mirror selfies like it’s 2006.

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