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Evangelicals Hate Pride
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Around here, we like to give out awards to religious fanatics, and we call those awardsā¦The Fundies! š Itās like The Dundies, except these are given to awful Christians.
Letās go!
Our first award goes to Jason!
What Do I Get? š
Boy, pride month realllly upsets the Evangelicals, doesnāt it?? Iām calling Jasonās Fundie the āWhat Do I Get?ā award because itās impossible for people like him to not make everything about themselves.
Isnāt that the most dude thing ever? Take Pride Month and turn it into menās health awareness monthā¦
Now, donāt get me wrong: men need to work on their mental health, but the irony is that thereās a zero percent chance Jason has ever sought out therapy.
Itās unfortunate that they view literally everything as a threat to their existence. We would have a much better world if that werenāt the case.
1-star Education š
Iām trying to think of something clever for hate farmer⦠Iām coming up empty.
Oh! Hate farmer? Is that the people who plant racists underground, water them, and then harvest full-blown MAGA Christians??
Eh, itās not my best work, but itāll do.
Also, if youāre going to use the r-slur in the big ā26, you might want to use the correct form of ātooā and also use the right form of your chosen slur.
The absolute irony of calling someone mentally challenged while writing a borderline unreadable paragraph is a beautiful thing.
Itās also weird that so many Christians think ex-Christians love Islam.
I stand for a personās right to worship or not worship; itās only when they start harming others in the name of their faith that I call it out, which leads me to the next awardā¦
Religion of Peace š
In addition to giving awards to Christians, today Iām also giving one to a Muslim!
So sweet and kind!
Pro-Birth, Not Pro-Life š
The confirmation bias is strong with Evangelicals. They only want āfactsā that support their opinions. Iām sure we all struggle with that a bit, but itās really bad on that side.
They call abortion ākilling babiesā to sensationalize it. They donāt care what abortions actually are, and many of these people cheer on unnecessary wars and ruel deportations. They get mad when a whopping 36 of their annual hard-earned dollars go to SNAP, which helps hungry children eat.
Itās not about the kids for them. It never has been.
Regina George š
This dude was all in his feels. He was just rage-scrolling my videos, commenting on every one of them.
I really hate that the r-slur has seen such a resurgence. We need better fucking leadership in this country.
Also, the āhaha you only have 200,000 followersā thing is so weird to me.
Sorry that I donāt have more, I guess?
Maybe I should take more mirror selfies like itās 2006.
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