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Aug 21, 2026
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Welcome to Jesus Unfollower, where we laugh at religious absurdity.

Around here, we give out awards to the worst and weirdest Christians.

I call it…The Fundies!

Academy Awards | Ben's Bitter Blog

Up first, we have Buddy, who has apparently never heard the word “Evangelical” before.

Captain Vocab 🏆

The “great comedian” that I was copying? Jeff Foxworthy. I was copying the “you might be a redneck” gimmick but saying “you might be an evangelical.”

Is he saying that the amazing Foxworthy also sounds like an idiot because he uses the same word over and over again?

Also, the unnecessary commas were a great touch.

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