My name is Kevin, not Satan.
Thanks for taking the bait 😏
What’s up nonbelievers, doubters, and skeptics?
Sometimes I wonder why I still make content about being an ex-Christian, but then I receive really awesome DMs that give me the fuel to keep going.
It can be a challenge some days because of the comments like the ones I’m about to show you today!
But, also, some are just comical.
Are they saying that no one can trust their own thoughts, or do they just mean me, in particular, because Satan is working me like Plankton with Robot Krabs?
If our thoughts are not our own, then how could someone even have faith in a god? The logic seems flawed to me.
They say things like we cannot trust ourselves and that we’re inherently bad, and they don’t see how that’s damaging.
I’m not sure that any single person on Earth would understand what the hell you’re talking about, buddy.
This guy thinks I remember him lol. Dude, I get 28,103 comments every single day from people exactly like you. He thought he had a mic drop moment.
Let me get this straight… I’m Satan, and I’m lying to people about my existence, and my vessel is Kevin?
For those who follow me on Instagram, I added “Son of the Snake” and “Sponsored by Satan” to my bio because Christians tried to insult me by saying those things about me. Now, I embrace it.
My DMs are usually either:
A) I’m praying for you.
B) You’re going to hell, or
C) You’re so full of hate.
I’m not sure they know what hate is.
I also get this comment often.
They can’t comprehend someone living a happy, fulfilled life without the need for a rule-making sky wizard who exists outside of space and time.
Atheism is not a religion.
Also, I don’t have to *believe* in the Big Bang. It happened.
Also also, you seem like the thin-skinned one (and the emojis definitely don’t make you look insecure).
That’s fine. You’re free to follow Christ.
But a friendly reminder: someone disagreeing doesn’t make the devil real.
Ok, I just felt like being stupid on that one.
This is a very tired argument but one that I will continue to address.
No one is threatening us with hell for not believing in unicorns.
Dog Bless You!
Kevin
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Yeah, the “why do you talk so much about something you don’t believe in” comments are one of the most painfully idiotic things they say. That and “atheism is a religion” are the 2 biggest red flags you’re dealing with someone so brainwashed they have never stopped to actually THINK about the things they’re parroting.