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Gooooch.

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Kevin Crowe
Jun 01, 2026
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Today’s Holy Nonsense comes from Bryan Gooch:

Gooch…may I call you Gooch? Gooch, re-read your first sentence.

“I love how godless heathens like to tell Christians what their god says and thinks.”

Now, switch godless…

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