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What’s up nonbelievers, doubters, and skeptics?
It’s been quite a spicy week for comments from Christians!
I’m blind AND on a leash that is being lead by the Devil. Wow. News to me!
I don’t think any of these people know what religion is.
In the words of Pam Tillis: “Don’t tell me what to do.”
Mr. Righteous King Awesome has a nice ring to it, but also I have no clue what this guy is talking about.
These people know one thing about me, yet they think they know everything about me.
Hey, man. Tell me how you really feel! I’m absolutely shocked that he’s hiding behind a private profile with no picture or name. Shocked, I tell ya.
I posted a beautiful video (from @jakeguzman), saying that’s how it feels to not go to church on Sunday, and this guy is asking me why I hate Jesus. What?
This comment was gold. So good that I added it to my bio. SO GOOD that I made merch out of it. Check out the shirts & stickers HERE.
What’s doubly funny is that new Christians who land on my account see that in my bio and are confused and even more angry.
The amount of self-harm comments I’ve gotten this week are quite alarming. It definitely does take a toll when you’re repeatedly told to take your own life. These threats confirm just how important it is to speak out against this stuff.
If you can decode this one, let me know.
They really don’t like me, do they?
I post relatable and/or funny content for ex-Christians, atheists, skeptics, and people questioning their faith. It’s a way of creating community…and these people HATE that I do it.
Oh, look…another wish for me to leave this planet. Notice a theme with the keyboard cowards? No picture. No content. Ever.
Am I infatuated with god, or do I just have a problem with Christian nationalism?
Do these people get all of their talking points from OANN?
I think maybe you’re confused, Minnie.
I know that this person is probably in high school, but yikes.
I think the “off yourself” counter is up to 3 now. Maybe 4. I’ve lost track.
“MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!” they say, as they comment on my page.
The “truth” hurts, eh? Your opinion isn’t the truth, buddy.
When people leave Islam and become Christians, I doubt this guy would say they’re not ex-Muslims.
“I’m not one to judge, but you are gonna burn in hell” is an instant classic.
Jesus’s what?
I love when people put things in quotation marks that nobody says.
If someone like this actually liked my content, I’d never make another post. Enjoy your incel media.
Can’t wait to see what you come up with, Darren!
I made some new merch, if you want to check it out!
Dog bless you,
Kevin
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I like the one about “be spiritual, not religious”…? So I’m going to buy myself a shedload of crystals, a tarot deck and henna tattoos and that’s fine with Club Jesus?