That...isn't Jesus.
"end the war on children"
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Today’s featured Christian nationalist is a guy named Robert Duran.
He markets himself as a political and AI expert, but he does seem to be confused about one thing:
Not sure if you know this, Bobby, but that ain’t Jesus.
Scrolling further down his feed, we get these posts back to back:
Sigh.
Just a dime a dozen frat boy who uses the name of Jesus to sell shit that nobody wants.
I’m selling shit, too, but at least I’m not being a grifty bitch.
Wow, Robert is just like Jesus!
I think my favorite quote from Jesus is “fuck the poor.”
And then there’s this gem:
Dude, the man you worship (Trump, not Jesus) has done everything that he possibly can to prevent the Epstein files from being released.
You can check out Reich Wing Watch on Instagram and see the DAILY right-wing Jesus Freaks who get busted for sexual crimes against children.
The “facts don’t care about your feelings” crowd sure doesn’t seem to care about facts.
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