Not the Sharpest Knife 🏆
The award show exposing horrible Christians
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Around here, we like to give out awards to religious fanatics, and we call those awards…The Fundies! 🏆
Let’s get crackalackin’
Most Condescending Douche 🏆
It seems like maybe, perhaps, I do bother him a bit.
And calling someone stupid seems a bit disrespectful, no?
Not the Sharpest Knife 🏆
Hmm why mock something that has harmed millions of people?
“Mockery of religion is one of the most essential things…one of the beginnings of the human emancipation is the ability to laugh at authority, its indispensable”
― Christopher Hitchens
Just Like Jesus 🏆
I’m not sure there’s a better way to love thy neighbor than to say “I AM KIND, PUSSY!”
Miserable Midlife 🏆
Imagine calling someone ugly because they posted a meme or video that criticized your religion lol
Insecure: party of 1!
Allergic to Satire 🏆
No matter how obvious I try to make satire, people still think I’m serious.
One reason I like making videos like that is because it exposes the way people react/argue.
Everyone, atheists included, should do better about criticizing the beliefs and claims rather than a person’s appearance.
Lack of Awareness 🏆
My dog, Comet, passed 9 months ago, and I still miss him a lot.
I made a post about that on Facebook, and I received quite a few comments like Matthew’s.
It’s strange, isn’t it?
Like, I get what he’s trying to say. Materialism, nothing matters in an atheist worldview, blah blah blah
But like… is that the time and place?
That’s like me going on his page and saying “Sucks that your grandma died, bro. Hopefully she didn’t backslide and go to hell! It would suck if she was burning right now.”
Time and place, dude.
Delululemon 🏆
Do you like to zoom out?
I do.
I zoom out a lot.
We’re all just people sharing this floating rock through space.
And on this pale blue dot, we have people like Cason who think they have it all figured out.
Zoom out.
You really think a man carrying a flaming sword will be riding bareback through the sky?
An inanimate object cries? Trees and rivers sing?
I totally get people wanting to find meaning and purpose, but c’mon, man.
Zoom out. Thousands of religions have been conjured up by us apes, and it’s all happened on a tiny, insignificant dot.
Remember: you don’t need a god to be good!
Kevin
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