Not the Sharpest Knife 🏆
The award show exposing horrible Christians
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Around here, we like to give out awards to religious fanatics, and we call those awards…The Fundies! 🏆
Let’s get crackalackin’
Most Condescending Douche 🏆
It seems like maybe, perhaps, I do bother him a bit.
And calling someone stupid seems a bit disrespectful, no?
Not the Sharpest Knife 🏆
Hmm why mock something that has harmed millions of people?
“Mockery of religion is one of the most essential things…one of the beginnings of the human emancipation is the ability to laugh at authority, its indispensable”
― Christopher Hitchens
Just Like Jesus 🏆
I’m not sure there’s a better way to love thy neighbor than to say “I AM KIND, PUSSY!”
Miserable Midlife 🏆
Imagine calling someone ugly because they posted a meme or video that criticized your religion lol
Insecure: party of 1!
Allergic to Satire 🏆
No matter how obvious I try to make satire, people still think I’m serious.
One reason I like making videos like that is because it exposes the way people react/argue.
Everyone, atheists included, should do better about criticizing the beliefs and claims rather than a person’s appearance.
Lack of Awareness 🏆
My dog, Comet, passed 9 months ago, and I still miss him a lot.
I made a post about that on Facebook, and I received quite a few comments like Matthew’s.
It’s strange, isn’t it?
Like, I get what he’s trying to say. Materialism, nothing matters in an atheist worldview, blah blah blah
But like… is that the time and place?
That’s like me going on his page and saying “Sucks that your grandma died, bro. Hopefully she didn’t backslide and go to hell! It would suck if she was burning right now.”
Time and place, dude.
Delululemon 🏆
Do you like to zoom out?
I do.
I zoom out a lot.
We’re all just people sharing this floating rock through space.
And on this pale blue dot, we have people like Cason who think they have it all figured out.
Zoom out.
You really think a man carrying a flaming sword will be riding bareback through the sky?
An inanimate object cries? Trees and rivers sing?
I totally get people wanting to find meaning and purpose, but c’mon, man.
Zoom out. Thousands of religions have been conjured up by us apes, and it’s all happened on a tiny, insignificant dot.
Remember: you don’t need a god to be good!
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I find it interesting that one thing all of these people have in common is an inability to spell, punctuate, or know when to capitalize, etc. It's really quite sad!
Yellowstone is one word, Carson. Also, who is "Very Soon Jesus"? Is he different from other Jesuses? Maybe you meant to write "Very soon, Jesus..."?
There are three periods in an ellipsis, Matthew, and even if you're going to be a dick, you should add a space after the ellipsis and initial-cap the first word after it.
Melivin, it's fascinating that you know how to spell pedophilia, but not "sense."
Crystal, OMG, run-on sentence much? I'm guessing you meant "I think it's funny how non-Christians (your religion gets initial-capped regardless of whether it's applied to believers or not) like to mock Christians. (End of first thought means you need a period.) Like, you don't believe in the religion ("Like" is completely unnecessary, unless you're using it to mimic your style of speech, but if you must use it, put a comma after it and before the next conjunction), but you mock it. (End of second thought, period required.) So, why mock something you have nothing to do with? (comma after So, and question mark at the end of this third sentence.) Only (start of a new sentence, initial-cap required) a bunch of clowns; all I can think of. (Semicolon needed between the two independent clauses).
Yes, I could go on and on. It's one thing when they defy rational thought with nonsensical beliefs, but compounding it with language abuse is unforgivable. ;)
Dude…I don’t know how you have the patience to keep putting up with these people’s shit. It fucking annoys me just having to read their stupidity and bile, and it’s not even directly aimed at me! Keep up the good work!