Holy Nonsense

Holy Nonsense

This is NOT a Christian Nation.

It's a Jesus Nation?

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May 29, 2025
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There’s a little trend going around on TikTok of a song that has 6 syllables/beats, and people are saying that it sounds like certain phrases.

I added my own version of “Not a Christian Nation”:

As you can guess, the Christians found my post and had some things to say about it.

I…don’t know where to begin.

With a name like i_follow_jesus_70, I guess I can’t be too surprised that his post is off the rails.

He starts by saying that it’s a Christian nation but takes that back a few ellipses later by saying that it’s a Jesus Nation.

There’s a lot to digest.

I didn’t “GOVE” up on Jesus; I realized that I’d been fed a bunch of bullshit for years.

I escaped the Matrix.

Matrix Neo GIFs | Tenor

Despite what people think, I’m not completely anti-religion.

Some people need religion to hold their lives together. To beat addiction. Whatever.

I still think it’s dangerous to hear voices from the sky, but he has a right to believe what he believes.

It’s just strange when they think everyone else should, too.

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