Bad Santa 🏆
The award show exposing horrible Christians
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Around here, we like to give out awards to religious fanatics, and we call those awards…The Fundies! 🏆
Let’s get into it, shall we?
Never Read The Bible 🏆
There are 35 Bible verses that talk about sacrifices being a pleasing aroma to God.
Run on Forever 🏆
It doesn’t really seem like he hates to tell me. I’m pretty sure that he loves to tell me.
What he doesn’t love? Punctuation.
Never put your president before God God
There’s zero doubt that The Bible is the only book that William has ever read.
As If 🏆
This award is the “As if” Fundie because this guy is obviously clueless.
When he says Western Virginia, do you think he means West Virginia or the western part of regular Virginia?
I will admit that Mick Bister is kind of a cool name, though.
ALL CAPS, NO SUBSTANCE 🏆
Rory is not a fan of my “What the far right thinks Jesus is” posts.
“If I’m wrong, I’ll never know” speaks louder than he thinks it does.
Isn’t that the whole point? They can satiate their fear by plugging a god into the gap, and they never have to realize they were wrong after they die.
Kudos on a very Trumpy-written post.
Shitty Christian 🏆
Look, I call people shitty Christians quite often, but Randy straight-up says it himself. At least he’s aware of it.
I’d bet everything I own that Randy can’t define communism.
Thinks About Dick Often 🏆
For a guy named Lifepeace, he sure does exhibit zero of that.
I wonder if he’s ever thought that Pride month might not be about him… Does he yell at everyone in October because they talk about breast cancer? Actually, he might. I have little faith in anyone anymore.
That last sentence is just cruel. Thanks for reminding me why I post the content that I do.
Tired Argument 🏆
This award is being given out to 2 people!
My response to Ron can apply to m_spiers, too.
It’s not a hard concept to grasp.
People tremble in fear at the thought of Hell.
If adults were teaching children that Santa’s naughty list came with eternal fire, you bet your goddamn ass I’d have a page talking about it.
Jon Snow 🏆
A humble servant, indeed.
You’ll notice his “Top fan” badge, so I wonder which of us is triggering which…
Their true colors always come out.
Also, blasphemy doesn’t exist, since gods aren’t real.
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