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Christian Comment of the Day
Sometimes, I get comments from people who make me question how they even make it through the work day…
If someone is willing to say all of this back to back on a public platform, what kind of nonsense are they spouting behind closed doors??
Today’s Satirical Headline
HEAVEN—It didn’t take long for long-time Christian scammer Jim Bakker to start pulling his stunts in the afterlife.
Bakker, who many people thought would be destined for Hell, actually bribed an angel hanging around the gates of Heaven to let him in. Bakker gave the angel a bottle of liquid called “Top Angel” that, when consumed, is supposed to propel the drinker into God’s favor.
Reports say that Bakker is wearing a disguise as he walks the streets of gold, hoping not to be noticed by Jesus.
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