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WHAT is nice????

This is a truly insane comment.

Sep 17, 2026
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I must have pissed Bobby off, somehow. I’m guessing I said something about his savior.

No, not Jesus. I meant Trump.

“Cock is nice, I admit.” is hilarious!

Seems like maybe he does care where people put their… checks notes… cock or vagina.

And, wait, does he think I’m an AI bot or a real person? He seems to be saying both.

Comment #2 is for paid subscribers, and I’m pretty sure this guy is trying to get in my pants👇

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