What’s up, PATRIOTS?!
Welcome back to The Frank Truth Show. I’m your host, Frank Truth, and it feels really good to be back in my flesh again.
Well, not “in my flesh” as in sin, but if you listened to the last episode, you know I was turned into a Jesus puppet.
I’m happy to say that God healed me. I believe he humbled me by turning me into a puppet because I spent a little too much time lusting over Melania Trump in the past few weeks.
I had to repent to Jeanine and Jesus, and it feels good to be in the podcast chair again.
On the program this week, we’ll be talking about Pride month, fireworks, Mitch McConnell, Graham Platner, Taylor Swift, the World Cup, and another member of the Woke Watchlist.
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The Real Pride Month
I don’t know about y’all, but I’m so glad that June is over. We had to deal with Juneteenth, which isn’t even a real holiday, and also the entire month is all about the LGBTQRSTUV community.
I’m sorry, but do we really need an entire month for them to tell us about their sexual preferences? They do that enough on every TV show, which is exactly why I stick to mainly Duck Dynasty reruns.
Where’s straight pride month? That’s the sexual orientation that we should be celebrating because it’s the only one that moves us forward as a human race!
Here’s why I love President Trump: he did his best to un-gay the month of June.
“How did he do that, Pastor Frank?” Well, let me tell you.
He had a bunch of oiled-up, chiseled men wrestle each other in an octagon right in front of the White House. The libs hated it. I spent a lot of time on X, watching the left have a meltdown. It was so bad that I had to take frequent breaks to Google picture of the fighters so that I could admire their physique.
Now, let’s talk about the closest thing to straight pride month that we get: July 🇺🇸
The month starts with a bang: literally.
I love fireworks. One of my favorite things about living in the South is that there are fireworks stores everywhere. A good rule of thumb to find them is to look for the Bucee’s signs. The order of billboards is typically Buc-ee’s, adult superstore, fireworks, and then the ones that say “God is real. Call this number.”
My cousin Nick and me used to shoot off fireworks all night long. That was until he tragically lost his left hand during our neighborhood’s cul-de-sac finale in 2017. Now, Nick just pulls up a folding chair and cheers us on.
As much as we love lighting up northwest Georgia, we never have put on a 38 minute spectacular like our president did on the 5th. I love that Trump is unconventional and waits until it’s technically the day AFTER Independence Day to light up the skies.
He might not take great care of our homeless veterans, but he sure as Hell gave them a show that night. I’d bet that it comforted them and took them back to the front lines of all of the wars that our peaceful country gets into.
Mitch McConnell
Back on June 14th, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell was hospitalized for an undisclosed reason. This is what Yahoo News is saying about it today:
As questions about McConnell’s health continued to mount, two of his colleagues and a longtime confidante revealed they recently spoke to the 84-year-old from the hospital.
Both Senate Majority Leader John Thune, R-South Dakota, and Senate Majority Whip John Barrasso, R-Wyoming, spoke to McConnell on July 6 and 7, respectively, aides confirmed. Scott Jennings, a commentator and longtime McConnell adviser, also said he spoke to the senator on July 7.
McConnell’s office has shared little about his hospitalization beyond revealing he was admitted on June 14 and saying as recently as July 7 that he “continues to improve.”
I’m not sure why the lamestream media is so obsessed with McConnell’s health!
He’s obviously doing fine if two other Republican colleagues confirmed that they each spoke with him for 20 minutes. What else do the DemoncRats need??
Ya know, I heard my whole life to respect my elders, and I’ve always strived to do that (with the exception of Joe Biden because he’s Satan incarnate). It’s quite obvious that the parents of liberals never instilled that same advice.
Leave. Mitch. Alone.
Let the man rest. Let him heal. For some reason, the left thinks this has something to do with politics, but that’s just not true. They really think that Republicans are crooked enough to give fake updates on a Senator’s health just to prevent Governor Beshear from being able to hold a special election to fill that seat.
Laughable.
Just because McConnell stopped Democrats from nominating Supreme Court Justices in the past doesn’t mean that he would stoop this low. He was just looking out for our country.
Get well soon, Mitch. And if you don’t, at least hold on until November.
Graham Platner drops out of U.S. Senate race
Well, well, well…what have we here?
The woke mafia is always trying to cancel everyone on the right for any and all crimes committed, and now it looks like one of their own is on the hot seat: Graham Platner.
From Wikipedia:
On June 4 2026, The New York Times reported allegations that Platner engaged in disturbing and physically threatening behavior toward women he had dated. A former girlfriend described by The New York Times as “a Virginia conservative who has worked for right-leaning groups and Republican campaigns” alleged that Platner had grabbed her repeatedly with enough force to leave marks and once twisted her arm behind her back, pushed her into a room, and locked her in against her will until morning. Platner has denied these allegations and called them “politically motivated”.
On July 6, 2026, Politico published an account by a woman Platner had dated accusing him of raping her while he was drunk in late 2021. The accuser, Jenny Racicot, said she had not previously publicized the incident because she did not want to be publicly known as a victim of rape and because she felt torn about making the allegations since she shared Platner’s politics. But Racicot said she felt compelled to come forward due to the allegations of relationship misconduct made against Platner in June. She also shared with Politico a set of Facebook messages from 2023 in which she told a third party about the incident. Platner denied the accusation, calling it a political attack to derail his campaign.
On July 7, 2026, The Washington Post reported that another woman who had dated Platner alleged that he would take condoms off during sex without her consent. She said that when she confronted him during or after sex, he would make light of the situation. She claimed that Platner had done this about six times during their relationship.
Then Platner ended his campaign the next day.
It’s rare for me to do so, but I must give kudos to the DemoncRats on this. Both sides must continue to drain the swamp. Get rid of the problem. We can’t have people like this in our government.
If you let someone like this in there, the next thing you know, you’ll end up with a person who has dozens of felonies, has committed fraud, not paid any of his contractors, paying hush money to porn stars, and trying to overthrow fair election results.
And we just cannot have that in our system.
Stay vigilant, patriots.
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The World Cup
Well, unfortunately, the United States has been eliminated from the World Cup, but the good news is that this country was built on real football, not the sissy version.
I’m talking about the football where you primarily hold the ball with your hands.
I’m talking about Bo Jackson, Walter Payton, Tom Brady, Dan Marino, Brian Urlacher, Ray Lewis (before the murder allegations), Deion Sanders, Reggie White, Johnny Unitas kind of football.
Real men. Real tackling.
Obviously, a sport cannot be very good if the best country in the world never makes it past the early rounds. We’ll let the Frances and Spains of the world kick their little round ball around while we drink beer and watch Travis Kelce, who just got married to Taylor Swift.
How’d you like that segue?
Taylor Swift’s Wedding
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce got married at Madison Square Garden on July 3rd, 2026. Trying to upstage our country’s birthday, I see.
Over 1,000 guests attended this wedding, which is probably also the same amount of people over the age of 14 who actually listen to Taylor’s music.
And you’re not gonna believe who officiated the wedding: Adam friggin’ Sandler.
I really hated to see Travis Kelce get sucked into the demonic vortex of the Swiftie universe, but now you’re telling me that they got Happy Gilmore, too?
Not Happy Gilmore 2. I mean like Happy Gilmore, also. Happy Gilmore 2 was a comedy sequel that actually didn’t suck, unlike most comedy sequels.
You know, ever since Taylor Swift has entrenched herself in our beloved NFL, things have gotten worse. During every Chiefs’ game, she’s on my TV screen for at least 12 seconds and also Satan is digging his claws deeper into the halftime show, which, thanks to Bad Bunny, is apparently now in Spanish.
Congrats to Taylor and Travis. Congrats on an eternity in the fiery pit. I hope those homemade Pop-Tarts and sourdough was worth it.
The Woke Watchlist
This week, The Woke Watchlist is featuring Forrest Valkai, who calls himself a scientist, educator, and creator.
Listen to this biography:
Forrest is a biologist and science communicator known for his infectious enthusiasm and boundless love for life.
Renowned for his engaging presence on YouTube and TikTok, his dynamic presentations at conferences and conventions, and hosting shows like SkepTalk and The Atheist Experience, Forrest brings together captivating science lessons, thought-provoking discussions on skepticism, and heartfelt advocacy for social progress. Over the course of his online career, Forrest has championed science and reason, raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity, and taught audiences of all ages to love science and each other.
Whether you’re diving into the wonders of evolution, questioning and deconstructing long-held beliefs, or simply wanting to make the world a better place, Forrest is hard at work cultivating a conscientious community for people who strive to be kind, to stay curious, and to never stop learning!
Imagine saying that you want to make the world a better place while simultaneously promoting evolution and deconstruction.
Make no mistake: this is Satan at work.
I also think it’s interesting that Mr. Valkai calls himself a creator. I’m sorry…? As far as I can tell there’s only one creator, and that’s my father in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
Oh yeah, innocent children. Nothing to see here except for SHOOTING THE FIRES OF HELL OUT OF MY HANDS.
And look at this:
He sells a t-shirt that says that a fish is your great great great grandpa.
When a fish talks, let me know. We know snakes and donkeys are the only animals that can do that. Well, parrots, too, I guess, and also if you want to count Caesar from the Planet of the Apes movies.
His entire YouTube channel is riddled with videos about evolution, skepticism, and science: the 3 pillars of Satan’s attack on Christianity.
Forrest Valkai. Interesting name. A forest contains trees…
And what did God command Adam and Eve not to eat from?
And who tempted them??
Exactly.
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