Jesus was a homophobe.

He's not scared he'll become gay, though.

Welcome to Jesus Unfollower, where we laugh at religious absurdity daily.

Pride month always brings out the absolute worst in Evangelical Christians.

They punch down on the LGBTQ+ community for an entire month (in addition to the other 11 months, but it’s a bit more concentrated in June).

They also do not understand the concept of punching down and, in an unsurprising twist, think they are the victims in the United States.

When you’re the oppressor, you don’t get to whine about being oppressed.

Sweet Brad had some thoughts:

Oh no… people are going to be more okay with… queer people!

No statistics are going up? Does he mean the human population? Do we need more people? We have 9 billion already.

See, Brad, the thing about sin is… it’s a fucking made up concept by religious people. Your rules don’t dictate our lives.

Full of love, indeed, Brad. Full of love, indeed.

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Kevin