Why can't Evangelicals understand this?

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It’s 2026, and Evangelicals STILL can’t understand that the issue that atheists have isn’t with their god; it’s with THE EVANGELICALS.

They don’t understand hypotheticals.

They don’t understand that when I say “God did xyz” that I don’t actually believe in god and that I’m pointing out the flaws in the logic of those who do.

When’s the last time someone told you that Thor won’t be happy with you on Judgment Day?

When’s the last time someone told you to that if you don’t believe in unicorns, you’ll be eternally punished?

Are the Ten Bigfoot Commandments being put in schools?

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